La Dolce Vita

 

"I'm Fat" - Al Yavonkic

Baby, I ain't just fat... I'm pleasantly plump.  #FATTIESUNITE

I'll never be a size 0 or 2 ever again, but at least i've got love handles my man can grab onto.  Better than grabbin your bony ass.

~emma ruth mccallister

Words

 

No more Youtube.  I'm leaving soon.  F- it.  I got better sh*t to do, better people to see.  I'll tell any mfer who try to tell me what is what and what I should be doing to go F- themselves and MYOB.  It's all about me.  It ain't about you.  I'm among the top 1% in all worlds.  I'm among the best.

~emma ruth mccallister

Style

 

I'm extremely selfish and unconscionably cruel.  I'm also over-educated, demonic, and hateful.

It's all about me.  Ain't ever about you.  In fact you can drop dead sooner than later.  In a ditch.

~emma ruth mccallister